Poo Under the Seat Cover
A friend related this to me as a stunt he pulled against a teacher he really didn't like in High School.
He checked the door of the car and it was unlocked. He peeled back the sheepskin seat cover and laid down a nice steamy pile of poo. Then moved the seat cover back in place to cover the present.
The poo sat in the front seat of the car in the hot New Mexico sun all day long.
He never found out the teacher's reaction to the incident. He just noted that from that time on, the doors to the car were always locked.
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