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Things To Do At the Mall

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Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"
Ask the sales personnel at the music store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos or rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King...
...but save a few to slurp on as snacks. Tell people that they're "astronaut food".
Follow patrons of B. Dalton's around while reading aloud from Dianetics.
Ask mall cops for stories of World War I.
Ask a salesman why a particular tv is labeled black and white and insist that it's a color set. When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, "You mean you really can't see it?"
Construct a new porch deck in the tool department of Sears.
Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, occasionally screaming without warning.
Test mattresses in your pajamas.
Ask the tobaccanist if his hovercraft is full of eels.
If you're patient, stare intently into a surveillance camera for an hour while rocking from side to side.
Sprint up the down escalator.
Stare at static on a display tv and challenge other shoppers whether they, too, can see the "hidden picture".
Ask appliance personnel if they have any tvs that play only in Spanish.
Make unusual requests at the Piercing Pagoda.
Ask a salesperson in the hardware department how well a particular saw cuts through bone.
At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.
Hula dance by the demonstration air conditioner.
Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke.
Rummage through the jelly bean bin at the candy store, insisting that you lost a contact lens.
Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.
In the changing rooms, announce in a singsong voice, "I see London, I see France..."
Leave on the plastic string connecting a new pair of shoes, and wander around the mall taking two-inch steps. Play the tuba for change.
Ask the our beard.
In the changing rooms, announce in a singsong voice, "I see London, I see France..."
Leave on the plastic string connecting a new pair of shoes, and wander around the mall taking two-inch steps.
Play the tuba for change.
Ask the Hammond organ dealer if he can play "Jesus Built My Hotrod".
Record belches on electronic sampling keyboards, and perform gastric versions of Jingle Bells for admiring onlookers.
Ask the pharmacist at the drugstore which leading cold remedy will "give you a really wicked buzz".
Ask the personnel at Pier 1 Imports whether they have "any giant crap made out of straw".
"Toast" plastic gag hot dogs in front of the fake fireplace display.
Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.
Ask the information desk for a stroller, and someone to push you around in it.
Change every tv in the electronics department to a station showing "Saved by the Bell". Chant the dialogue in a robotic voice, and scream if anyone tries to switch channels on one of the sets.
Hang out in the waterbed section of the furniture department wearing a Navy uniform. Occasionally run around in circles yelling "scratch one flattop!"
Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leakproof".
"Play" the demo modes of video games at the arcade. Make lots of explosion noises.
Stand transfixed in front of a mirror bobbing your head up and down. Pay for all your purchases with two-dollar bills to provoke arguments over whether they're real.
If it's Christmas, ask the mall Santa to sit on your lap.
Answer any unattended service phones that ring in department stores and say "Domino's."
Try on flea collars at the pet store while occasionally pausing to scratch yourself.
At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed.
Show people your driver's license and demand to know "whether they've seen this man."
Buy a jawbreaker from the candy store. Return fifteen minutes later, fish it out of your mouth, and demand to know why it hasn't turned blue yet.
Blast a Kenny G demo in the CD store, and headbang while playing air guitar.
**One word ? STREAK!
**Sit with a group of friends in the middle of the mall, and have everyone stare up at the ceiling. Count the people walking by who start looking up, too.
**In department stores, turn on toys that randomly make noise, talk, croak, etc., and place them in inconspicuous, strategic locations.
**Randomly scatter handfuls of those caps that "pop!" when stepped on. Quite effective in indoor malls.
**Place one of those fake, plastic piles of dog-doo on the ground, in the middle of the mall where everyone walks. Sit nearby, and watch what happens ? you?ll never see anything this funny!!! Also most effective in indoor malls.
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i got one better then all of them! At the mall, glue a quater in front of the gumball machine and see how many people stop to try to pick it up! haha

wile walking just randomly freeze in a walking position and watch as people point and stare at you

Hold hands with your friends and skip down the mall, singing obnoxious songs at the top of your lungs.

ACt like your spraded perfewm in your eyes and just start cussing

SCREAM as loud as you can in the bathroom then run. Most effective if you dump fake dog doo on the floor!

fill an empty mayo jar with vanilla pudding and walk through the mall while eating it by the spoon-fulls. occasional ask someone if they want some, or scream at random people and ask why they are starring at you

--fall asleep on one of the desplay beds and when people walk by, squirm around and snore.
--After everything the chaser say. Say "In Bed"
--Bring a bunch of pants in to the dressing room. Come out later and tell the salesperson none of them are leak proof.
--Get on the first step of the stairs, wait, and tell other people the escalator must be broken.
--Ask the sales person in the pet store if gerbils come in bulk and if they have much white meat on them.
--Go into pet store and ask “if I brake that dogs tail, does that mean I have to buy it?”
--When you come to the benches in the middle of the mall, walk on top of them instead of going around them.
--Every 10 minutes ask a different person "Have the Aliens arrived yet???"

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