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Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:"Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Boy Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency ofthe elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wearyours upside-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open bythemselves.

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrolcoming!"

13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

14. One word: Flatulence!

15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

16. Do Tai Chi exercises.

17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.

20. Meow occasionally.

21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"

29. Leave a box between the doors.

30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

32. Start a sing-along.

33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

34. Play the harmonica.

35. Shadow box.

36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

37. Lean against the button panel.

38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

41. Bring a chair along.

42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

43. Blow spit bubbles.

44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.

52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"

53. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.

54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.

55. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.

56. Make chalk drawings on the walls.

57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"

58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.

59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.

60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.

61. Sing "Mac Arthur Park" loudly, with feeling.


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once the elevator stops at a floor, press the close door button as fast as you can.

stand next to the buttons when someone asks you to press a floor button press the wrong one everytime they ask you two

@doodoo I read a while ago that the close door button doesn't do anything, it's just a placebo?...

when someone comes on the elevator you hold a sign that says "out of order, sorry for your inconvenience" then say "excuse me.... do you know why this was on the door " then shrug

no what you gotta do is go into a crowded elevator, and then look at everyone, say "Now, I'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today..."

Drop a drivers liscense or room key on the ground without anyone noticing and when someone goes to pick it up stop tyem and say HEY THATS MINE!!!

I tried this once and the other person's face was HILARIOUS:

Wait until there is only one more person, and then start circling them and poking at the walls, etc. Act like you're trying not to mae noise.

Then, stand in front of them and stick your face close to theirs then continue the former.

When they ask you what they're doing or make it obvious that they know you're there, look surprised and say "YOU CAN SEE ME???"

(opt.) Then reach for the collar of your shirt/coat and scream "RETREAT, RETREAT!" and jab the button for your floor repeatedly. Run off when the door opens.

Wait for people to get on the top floor of the elevator, then run down the stairs quicker than the elevator and hit the button, repeat this all the way down. You might want to put a friend in there so they can describe the reaction.

These are so cruel but so funny XD

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