The tradition of holy howlers popping up in religiously related documents continues undimmed. Witness the following sampling of bona fide bloopers culled from various church bulletins and orders of service.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind, and they can be seen in the church basement Friday afternoon.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north end of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. White to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.
Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
Tuesday at 5 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk, please come early.
Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All"
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
On a church postcard:
I have received Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour.
I would like a personal call.
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say, "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
A song fest was Hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK?
with hymns from a full choir.
On a church bulletin during the minister's illness:
GOD IS GOOD
Dr. Hargreaves is better