Jokes

Jokes

Jokes

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This joke was told to me by my grandfather. There was an Irish prostitute who worked out of Dublin. One day, she went back to visit...
Added: 8 years 7 months ago
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Marriage is like a deck of cards in the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond, by the end you wish you'd a club and a spade...
Added: 8 years 7 months ago
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A group of engineers and computer scientists from the same university are attending a conference in the next town. The decide to take...
Added: 8 years 8 months ago
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Most Blues begin, "Woke up this morning." "I got a good woman" is a bad way to begin the Blues, 'less you...
Added: 8 years 8 months ago
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Some useful phrases to use as an Evil Overlord as given by Steve Meredith. These humorous cuts were originally listed as useful...
Added: 8 years 8 months ago
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Spending your life waiting for the messiah to come save the world is like waiting around for the straight piece to come in Tetris....
Added: 8 years 8 months ago
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Tech Support: "Sir, Click Start, then Run, and type the letters C, M, and D." Customer: "Wait a minute, don't run off the end of...
Added: 8 years 9 months ago
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A razor company once invited George Bernard Shaw to shave his famous beard. He responded with a postcard: Gentlemen: I shall never...
Added: 8 years 9 months ago
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THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST What am I doing wrong? Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly...
Added: 8 years 9 months ago
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This story happened a short while ago in Brisbane, and even though it sounds a little Alfred Hitchcock… it’s true. John, a Sydney...
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