Definitions

2)Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

3)Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

4)Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

5)Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

6)Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

7)Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

8)Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

9)Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

10)Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

11)Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

12)Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

13)Experience : The name men give to their mistakes

14)Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

15)Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

16)Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

17)Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

18)Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

19)Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

20)Father : A banker provided by nature.

21)Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

22)Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

23)Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

24)Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.