A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has
revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she
is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and
masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with
scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.
studies in this area have been canceled.