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Internet errors

501 No fucking way!
502 You've got to be shitting me.
503 Tell someone who gives a fuck.
504 Fuck you!
505 It's not my fucking problem.
506 It's not my fucking job.
507 Fuck it, it won't work.
508 Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner?
509 When the fuck do you expect me to do this?
510 I don't give a flying fuck.

611 He's got his head up his ass.
612 Eat shit and dier.
613 Kiss my ass.
614 Fuck it, I'm on salary.
615 Shove it up your ass.
616 Who the fuck died and made you god?
617 Blow me.
618 Go fuck yourself!
619 Not another fucking meeting!

720 He's a fucking asshole.
721 He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.
722 That fucking salesperson promised WHAT?
723 Unbefuckingly unbelievably fucked up.
724 He's got shit for brains.
725 She's a ball-busting bitch.

830 Meet me at the motel after work and let's screw.
831 Watch it, here comes my husband/wife.
832 Nice ass.
833 Hey baby, let's ball at lunch.

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