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Technology is all around us, and with these jokes you can make the world one big joke.

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Tech Support: "Sir, Click Start, then Run, and type the letters C, M, and D." Customer: "Wait a minute, don't run off the end of the...
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486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete - Any computer you own....
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3 woman, a blonde a brunette and a red head are trapped on top of a burning building and they are screaming for help.Moments later...
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This is another conversation with a girl he already talked to, but he has a different name this time.BritneySpears14: Ok, are you...
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A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to...
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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?BritneySpears14: Aight.bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby...
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A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking one day.The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"The American said, "We were...
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A blonde crashes into a wall when a cop gets there she's putting on her lipstick he says, "what happend?" the blonde says, "i was...
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PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN: It Still Does Nothing APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity...
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A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!" So she goes inside, lays her money on...
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A female computer consultant was helping a smug male set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password...
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Here are some easy lessons gleaned from the experiences of a number of would-be bank robbers. Pick The Right Bank: You don't want to...
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Computer Viruses: George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The John Kerry Virus -...
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BRAIN TUMOR> Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.> Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (Jumps in joy)> Doctor : Did...
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A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let...
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I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I...
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where driving down the road, when a cop starts to chase them.They rush off and crash into the...
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To all my friends and family Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed and wealthy by sending me your chain letters over...
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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat...
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A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ...

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