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A family of England supporters head out one Saturday Christmas
shopping. While in JJB Sports, the son picks up an Ireland shirt and
says to his sister, "I've decided I'm going to be a Ireland supporter
and I would like this shirt for my Christmas!" The sister is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your mother." Off goes the little lad, with Ireland shirt in hand and finds his mother. "Mum." "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be an Ireland supporter and I would like this shirt for my Christmas." The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your father." Off he goes with the Ireland shirt in hand and finds his father. "Dad." "Yes, son?" I've decided I'm going to be an Ireland supporter and I would like this shirt for my Christmas." The father is outraged at this, promptly whacks his son round the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!" About half an hour later, they are all back in the car heading home. The father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you have learned something today?" The son turns to his father and says, "Yes, Father, I have". Father says," Good son, what is it?" The son replies "I've only been an Ireland supporter for an hour and I already hate you English [email protected]@rds!
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