Sexuality
You might need to be a little older for these jokes, but if you are you'll love them.
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "...
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work...
1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I can't remember what I chose.2. Your birth certificate is an...
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons,
kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a...
An elderly man finds he is unable to perform sexually. He
finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things; but nothing seems to...
There was this couple in bed one night. The wife had curled up
ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on and read a book....
A young woman was teaching Sunday school to a group of very
young children, one day she asked the class a question. She said "Class...
A priest offered a nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs,
forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident....
A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky
night. I've got a special game for you. I'll do absolutely anything you...
A man was not really happy about his manhood... it was actually
toolong....... 50cm long. He did not know what to do and went to...
One of my wife's friends is a lesbian. One day we got to talking
and I asked her did she ever wonder what it would be like to have...
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of
money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50...
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman
he has ever seen gets on.The only problem is that she is a nun.He...
A lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a
black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, "...
Ikea are now selling LESBIAN BEDS......There's no screwing
involved, just Tongue in Groove...
A beautiful, well endowed, young lady went to her local pet
store in search of an exotic pet. As she looked about the store, she...
One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he
stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my...
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy
in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt...
A man is kneeling by his bed,wife says " what are you praying
for?"Husband say " guidance".Wife says " Pray for stiffness and i'll...
Study each question carefully. Then, choose the answer that seems most correct (True or False) and circle the T or F as appropriate...
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