WHITE WOMENFirst date:
You get to kiss her good night.Second date:
You get to grope all over and make out.Third date:
You get to have sex but only in the missionary
IRISH WOMENFirst Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.Second Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.20th Anniversary:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMENFirst Date:
You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.Second Date:
You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti
& meatballs.Third Date:
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists
on a 3 karatring.5th Anniversary:
You already have 5 kids together & hate
the thought of having sex.6th Anniversary:
You find yourself a girlfriend.
JEWISH WOMENFirst Date:
You get dynamite head. Second Date:
You get more great head.Third Date:
You tell her you'll marry her and never get head
INDIAN WOMENFirst date:
Meet her parents. Second date:
Set the date of the wedding.Third date:
BLACK WOMENFirst Date:
You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.Second Date:
You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real
expensive dinner.Third Date:
You get to pay her rent.Tenth Date:
She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMENFirst Date:
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila,
and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date:
She's pregnant.Third Date:
She moves in. One week later: her mother, father,
his girlfriend, her two sisters, her bro and all his kids their, her grandma,
her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and
his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life
in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.
The "POINT" ...
....DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?