Relationships

Marriage is like a deck of cards in the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond, by the end you wish you'd a club and a spade...

An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I...

Two women meet in the afterlife. Following is the conversation they had.1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia....

1. You can GET chocolate.2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.3. Chocolate satisfies even when it...

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that...

A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant...

Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place. "It's just too hot to wear clothes today,"...

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Ah Mozart!...

An old wizard was walking through a park when he came upon two statues. One statue was male and the other was female. They were...