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With so many politicians the jokes are endless, and then the news!

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Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong! Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat Arkansas:...
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In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the shoulders of the person in front of him...
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Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in America......are there handicap parking places...
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While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought George W. Bush was doing...
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My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you all this time. These two beautiful twin daughters I have? They're clones. Mwa-ha-ha...
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The Female always makes THE RULES. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. No Male can possible know all THE RULES....
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Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig under each arm. A secret serviceman greeted...
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A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What...
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A dying man gathered his Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman at his bed side and handed each of them an envelope containing $25,000 in cash...
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Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner...
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George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing, and landed in the creek...
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A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated...
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One day the pope was in from Italy and after a rough week of meeting arch bishops and other religious figures, he decided to go see...
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One day President Bush was visiting Queen Elizabeth and she decided to take him for a tour of London in the Royal Carriage. The...
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When Ariel Sharon came to Washington for meetings with George W. and for a state dinner, Laura Bush decided to bring in a special...
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An airline's passenger cabin was being served by a gay flight attendant who put everyone into a good mood as he served them food...
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The President of Acme Toothbrushes is packing up his files and papers in anticipation of his Friday afternoon round of golf, when...
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Three guys, one Navy, one Army and one Royal Marine are taking the test to join the SAS. They have all passed the mental and physical...
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Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is...
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The following excerpts are actual answers given on history tests and in Sunday school quizzes by children between 5th and 6th grade...

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