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With so many politicians the jokes are endless, and then the news!

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One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. Clinton saw him and asked, "George, what...
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Clinton one-liners Clinton and Gore: They have what it takes to take what you've got! "Carter is no longer the worst U.S....
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One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and...
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A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out of a...
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Our Rights: The following was written by State RepresentativeMitchell Kaye from Cobb County, GA We, the sensible people of the...
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A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout...
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Bush happens Life is like a box of chocolates. Looks like we got a bad one. (Impeach Bush) Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks...
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George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to...
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Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give a speech. One day, on his way to one of those dinners, he told...
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One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk...
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Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he...
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I did not kill my lovely wife. I did not slash her with a knife. I did not bonk her on the head. I did not know that she was...
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AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked "intellectual leadership". He received a $26...
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When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn't let him in until he proved his identity. Einstein...
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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation...
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A little boy was playing by a pond when he saw a Port-A-Potty. Feeling mischievous, he tipped it over into the pond, and ran all...
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About ten years ago, George Bush was visiting Mikhail Gorbachev at the Kremlin. When he got him alone for a moment, he said to...
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The President was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out...
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George W. Bush ran into Colin Powell`s office exclaiming, "Dick Cheney hanged himselfin his bathroom!" Colin Powell...
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Dick Cheney, President Bush and his father areflying on Air Force One. Dick looks at Dubya, chuckles and says, "You know, I...

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