day President Bush was visiting Queen Elizabeth and she decided to take
him for a tour of London in the Royal Carriage. The carriage was being
pulled by six Royal Stallions and one of them suddenly passed gas. It
sounded like a 21-gun salute it was so loud! The smell permeated the
inside of the carriage and the Queen was totally devastated.
"I appoligize profusely for the terrible smell inside the carriage", she said.
"Oh, that's alright", said the George, "for a minute there I thought it was the horse!"