A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves,
and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the
''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two
asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''
foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex
lives in public.''
''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa
to spella Mississippi.''