News & politics
With so many politicians the jokes are endless, and then the news!
Some useful phrases to use as an Evil Overlord as given by Steve Meredith. These humorous cuts were originally listed as useful...
One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing.
He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be...
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about
their professions. The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE..... you know ......
George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway
when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek...
An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the
French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport...
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F.
Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.Abraham Lincoln was elected President...
Top Ten Funniest Newspaper Headlines1.... Overeating main
cause of obesity2.... Dog kills cat, self3.... Two ships collide. One dead4...
What's the difference between trumpet players and government
bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
Hitler is sitting in a bar, a man walks into the bar. The man
was not offended by Hitler so he sat beside him. They began to about...
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only
question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions...
The following are actual stories
provided by travel agentsI had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get...
To all the dedicated shoppers!The New SuperWalmartThe new
SuperWalmart opened near my house and has an automatic water mister to keep...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves,
and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them...
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for
seven days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found Him. He...
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for
seven days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found Him. He...
The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who
is giving away puppies that her dog just had.
He goes...
A man was walking along when he spotted a small boy busily constructing something.
He approached the boy and was shocked to see him...
President Bush, Dan Quayle, Ross Perot, and Bill Clinton all traveled together
to see the Wizard of Oz. Upon arrival, they were...
Q: How do you break a Bill Clinton supporter's finger?
A: Punch him in the nose.
Q: What does Jeffrey Dahmer's victims and The...
President Clinton is shaking hands with the voters after being elected for the
second time.
"Pleased to meet you," says one...
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