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Some Useful Condescending Phrases

Some useful phrases to use as an Evil Overlord as given by Steve Meredith. These humorous cuts were originally listed as useful...
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Golfing Priest

One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be...
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W.I.F.E

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE..... you know ......
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Saving Bush

George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek...
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French Trip...

An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport...
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Abe Lincoln and JFK Had A Lot In Common...

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.Abraham Lincoln was elected President...
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Top ten funny Newspaper Headlines

Top Ten Funniest Newspaper Headlines1.... Overeating main cause of obesity2.... Dog kills cat, self3.... Two ships collide. One dead4...
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Difference between a trumpet player and government bond

What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
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Nobody Cares

Hitler is sitting in a bar, a man walks into the bar. The man was not offended by Hitler so he sat beside him. They began to about...
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A World Wide Survey

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions...
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Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel

The following are actual stories provided by travel agentsI had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get...
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Super Walmart

To all the dedicated shoppers!The New SuperWalmartThe new SuperWalmart opened near my house and has an automatic water mister to keep...
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Talking Italian

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them...
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God Creating The World

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for seven days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found Him. He...
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God Creating The World

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for seven days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found Him. He...
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Here is a free puppy

The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had. He goes...
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What are you doing there?

A man was walking along when he spotted a small boy busily constructing something. He approached the boy and was shocked to see him...
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Asking the Wizard of Oz

President Bush, Dan Quayle, Ross Perot, and Bill Clinton all traveled together to see the Wizard of Oz. Upon arrival, they were...
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Question and answer Clinton jokes

Q: How do you break a Bill Clinton supporter's finger? A: Punch him in the nose. Q: What does Jeffrey Dahmer's victims and The...
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President Clinton meets some voters

President Clinton is shaking hands with the voters after being elected for the second time. "Pleased to meet you," says one...
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