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For 1000's of years we have been at war so lets make things even worse with these crude jokes.

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What a woman says: This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no...
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An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?" The old farmer said, "...
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A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I'M HUNGRY. I'm hungry. I'M SLEEPY. I'm sleepy. I'M TIRED. I'm tired. I'VE...
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Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What...
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Advice From Men To Women ...Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.' ...If we're in the backyard and the TV in the...
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The nominees are: NOMINEE No.1: [San Jose Mercury News] An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former...
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according tolights and darks. 2....
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Boys will be boys.... If it really was a mans world... 1. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the arse and "Cheers for...
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Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in Dallas, where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out...
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Are you a Psycho ????? This is a genuine psychological test. It is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother,...
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GIRL'S DIARY FRIDAY 21st June 2002. Saw John in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon...

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