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For 1000's of years we have been at war so lets make things even worse with these crude jokes.

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The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll...
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Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say 10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for...
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There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the...
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn...
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How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it...
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A noted sex therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test to tell for...
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A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband gave his wife a gift - a tombstone,...
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1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long. 2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week. 3. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count....
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Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can...
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Three men approached the gate to heaven and as there was only one opening left, the gatekeeper said that whoever had the most...
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It all depends on your perspective ... An English professor wrote the words "woman without her man is nothing" on the...
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...placemats they only show up when there's food on the table ...mascara they usually run at the first sign of emotion...
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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together...
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A little boy walked into his mom and dads room while they were fighting. The dad yelled, "You bitch!" And the mom screamed, "You...
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FINEThis is the word women use to end an argument whenthey feel they are right and you need to shut up.Never use "fine" to describe...
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John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One evening, he...
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Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A:  Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you!  Knowing...
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It's not difficult. To make a woman happy you only need to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A...
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APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS Name of Girlfriend/Fianc?e/Partner/Wife:  I?M GOING OUT, O.K.   Signed: (me...
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A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother...

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