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For 1000's of years we have been at war so lets make things even worse with these crude jokes.

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Friendship between Women:A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told herhusband that she had slept over at a friend's...
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A concerned husband went to the doctor to talk about his wife.He said to the doctor, "I think my wife is deaf because she never hears...
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A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry! I have two buddies...
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A most distinguished looking lady walks into a tattoo parlor, and sits down. The owner, amazed at seeing such a sophisticated woman...
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Success is a Journey not a Destination.ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man...
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One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem.""What's the problem, Adam?" God...
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A married couple screw eachother every single night. But the man has to go away on a business trip for two weeks. His wife asks him...
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Three guys, in the pub, a little drunk and a lot pissed off.I've had it says the first. Do this do that, my wife never leaves me...
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ELEMENT: Women.SYMBOL: Wo.DISCOVERER: Adam.ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg.OCCURRENCES: Copious...
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Male PerspectiveI married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.It's not true that married men live longer than...
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10... I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.9..... While I'm up, can I get you a beer?8..... I think hairy butts are realy...
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A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the...
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A young guy bought himself a shiny new motorcycle covered with nickels and bright chrome. He asked the salesman, "What can I do to...
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This just in:Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts...
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1) Due to anti-discrimination laws, if I compete against a man for a job, all other things equal, I'll get the job because it'll look...
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A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any...
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An English business man is visiting Japan. After the meeting with the managers of the local japanese company, he decided to make...
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Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion." Joe: "Really?" Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."
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We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these...
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Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut...

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