1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when
they think they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed,
this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before
the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means
she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one
of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think
long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is
thanking you, do not question, or Faint . Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's
way of saying FUCK YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to #
3.
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