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Top Ten things A Man Would Never Say

10... I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
9..... While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8..... I think hairy butts are realy sexy.
7..... Her tits are just too big.
6..... Sometimes I just want to be held.
5..... That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.
4..... Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
3..... We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
2..... Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
1..... I think were lost. We'd better pull over and ask for directions.

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