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Nicknames For Husbands Using Soda Slogans

Three women are having trouble talking about their husbands because the men all have the same 1st name. They decide to give them all nicknames in order to tell them apart during conversations. They all decide to name their husbands after different kinds of soda.

The 1st woman says, "I'll name my husband Coke because their slogan is 'Can't Beat the Feeling!' and that's how I feel about sex with him."

The 2nd woman says, "I'll name my husband 7 UP because he's about 7 inches and always up if you know what I mean."

They all laugh and the 3rd woman says, "I'll name my husband Jack Daniel's." There is a moment of silence and they say to her, "But, Jack Daniel's is a hard liquor." She says.... "Exactly!"

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