One day she was out and his curiosity got the best of him. He opened the box, and inside he found 3 eggs and $2000. When his wife came home, he admitted that he opened the box, and he asked her to explain the contents to him. She told him that every time he had a bad sermon, she would put an egg in the box.
He interrupted, "In twenty years, only three bad sermons, that's not bad."
His wife continued..."and every time I got a dozen eggs, I would sell them for $1."
Hits: 12 K