Medical

AP Stats listserve archives dated: Sun, 26 Aug 2001 Every pickle you eat brings you closer to death. Amazingly, the "thinking man"...

A young couple were making passionate love in the guy's van when suddenly the girl, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out, "Oh big...

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her...

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated.""What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement."It's something I've been thinking...

Three old women are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions.One seventy-five year old woman says, "I have this...

A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your...

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care." "...

A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to...

Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm. His buddy put...