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One day at the end of class little Gunner's teacher had the class go home and think of a story and then conclude with the moral of...
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Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33%...
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Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says "I don't feel like it, I...
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One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband...
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said: "Watson, look up into the sky and...
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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant. What is the thinnest book in the...
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Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.  One of the...
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There were 100 nuns in a nunnery and a head nun. One day the head nun said I've done a room check and 99 rooms were perfect except 1....
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A Drunken Night A guy wakes up in a drunken stupor, opening his eyes he sees Claudia Schiffer on the bed next to him. He thinks...
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Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready yet. Until...
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On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have...
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* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my...
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1. They are your friends, if you feed them. 2. They talk to you and you can't understand what they are saying. 3. They tend to run...
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The Ballad of the Bobbit Hillbillies (sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies) Here's a little story of a man named John A poor...
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1. The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment. 2. You should never say anything to a woman that...
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1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Fooling around in a twin sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4...

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