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A very elderly but bright-eyed gentleman, very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling...
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The couple was 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because...
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Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"...
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P { margin: 0px; } I don't want to put a long list here, so here are a couple of funny questions to make you think and laugh. Or cry...
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1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects..2. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.3. Job interfering...
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(26 December 1997, Brazil) A bicyclist crossing an airport runway in Sorocaba, a city 87 kilometers from Sao Paulo, was killed when...
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A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich. The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck.""I see...
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15. I will not eat other animals' poop. 14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop. 13. I do not need to suddenly...
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10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. Witch and Cat 8. You ask for...
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In the interest of time, we all tend to rush through our work. Sometimes, we'll make a mistake or two in doing so. As you can see...
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April Fool's Day is a day for all of us to have some fun and play a few jokes on our friends or even on strangers. Newspapers, radio...
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An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato...
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A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl...
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Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the...
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10. Sag! You're it! 9. Pin the toupee on the bald guy. 8. 20 questions shouted in your good ear. 7. Kick the bucket. 6. Red Rover, Red...
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Lesson 1: A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest...
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What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long and...
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God said to Adam, "I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a penis. The bad news...
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Q. What is forty feet long and has eight teeth?A. The front row at a Willie Nelson concert. Q. What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked...
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Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house. Q. What's the difference between...

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