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This Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whiskey."Ye see that fence over there?" he says to the bartender...
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There were 3 men standing on top of a cliff - A Christian, Islam, and a Buddhist. They were debating which of their gods is the best...
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Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses....
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Two ministers doing missionary work in the South Seas are captured by a tribe and tied to stakes. The chief says to them, "You have a...
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1.A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentally caused more people to die than...
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1. And we were poor too. Why if I wasn't born a boy.... I'd have nothing to play with2. A girl phoned me the other day and said.... "...
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1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer. 2. Log onto MSN and ICQ (be sure to go on away...
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A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they...
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(30 December 1997, Mexico) A security guard intending to impress female friends took a deadly gamble, losing his game of Russian...
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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed and told him: "Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta...
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16 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN: by Dave Barry , Nationally Syndicated Columnist 1. Never, under any circumstances,...
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P { margin: 0px; } Three old men are in a retirement home moaning. " I wish i was able to pee without feeling pain." says one. " I'm...
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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes...
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Arab was walking through the Sahara desert, desperate for water, when he saw something, far off in the distance. Hoping to find water...
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First day at work as an undertaker and a recently deceased woman asks for her husband to be buried in a blue suit instead of the...
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Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?A. They can both smell it, but can't eat it.Q. You know why they...
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English is the most widely used language in the history of our planet. One in every 7 humans can speak it. More than half of the...
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You practiced perfecting the Beavis and Butt-head laugh for hours on end.You knew all the Spice Girls real names along with their "...
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A fierce gust of wind blew 45-year-old Vittorio Luise's car into a river near Naples,Italy in 1983. He managed to escape by punching...
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(31 July 1997) Two teens were disassembling an electric tower with wrenches when it toppled to the ground. They apparently wanted to...

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