An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and
he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden. The old man wrote
to his son about it, and received this reply, "For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig
up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!!!!!" At 4 A.M. the next morning,
a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find
any guns. Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking
him what to do next.