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First day as undertaker

First day at work as an undertaker and a recently deceased woman asks for her husband to be buried in a blue suit instead of the black suit he was wearing and leaves a blank cheque to cover the cost. On the day of the funeral she peers into the coffin to see he ex husband laid there all peaceful and dressed in an immaculate dark blue Armani suit.

"He looks wonderful" she says to the mortuary assistant "how much did that cost?""Nothing" he replies...not a penny""oh" she says "how come?""Well" says the guy the other day a guy came in wearing that suit and I asked his widow if she minded him being buried in a black suit.""Ah" says the widow "so you swapped suits?""Nope" says the guy..."i just swapped their heads
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