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Do you have a dirty mind

  1. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
  2. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long and has a head on it? (Hint: Teenage girls love these so much that they'll often blow them without even thinking about it!)
  3. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
  4. Name a four letter word that ends in u-n-t which may be the name for a member of your family.
  5. What is hard, six inches long, has nuts, and can make a girl fat?
  6. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of bird cages?
  7. What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?
  8. A finger fits inside it, you might fiddle with it if you're bored and the best man gets it first.
  9. What is it that all men have one of; some men have longer ones than others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?


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1. Legs
2. A Twenty Dollar Bill
3. Firetruck
4. Aunt
5. An Almond Joy Candy Bar
6. Grit
7. Bubblegun
8. Wedding Ring
9. Last Name

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hahahaha! when they mentionedvth one bout six inch in mans pants, and teenage girls often blow it was hilarious! I definitely did not think twenty bucks! I guess tht means...I have a dirty mind!!!

omg every single 1 of those i thought of the nasty kind which means im dirty minded hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ha ha ha:...:.I just got 1 wrong: the I.T one. I thought it was shit

Wooo i love boobs n it realy got mi..........................joke no. 1

Oh man.... I feel so dirty

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