Two ministers doing missionary work in the South Seas are
captured by a tribe and tied to stakes. The chief says to them, "You have a choice death, or
ugga bugga." The first guy says, "Well, I guess ugga bugga." The chief shouts "UGGA BUGGA!" and 30
members of the tribe attack and sodomize the first missionary. The chief then asks the second
minister, "Now you have a choice, death or ugga bugga." He says "well, my religion does not allow me
to choose ugga bugga, so I suppose it must be death." The chief says, "Very well," and shouts
"DEATH BY UGGA BUGGA!"