The Better God

There were 3 men standing on top of a cliff - A Christian, Islam, and a Buddhist. They were debating which of their gods is the best. So to defend their gods of their religions, they all agreed to jump off the cliff. The one who survives has the best god protecting them.

The Islamic man volunteers to jump first. As he is falling, he enchants, "Allah Allah Allah..." and splats at the bottom of the cliff and dies.

The Buddhist man volunteers to jump next and as he was falling, he enchants, "Buddha Buddha Buddha" and slowly floats and lands safely at the bottom of the cliff. The Christian was amazed.

It is finally the turn of the Christian. As he charges to the ledge of the cliff, he jumps and enchants "Jesus Jesus Jesus....Buddha Buddha Buddha..." and floats and lands safely.