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It's all Sh*t

Well it's Sh*t ........
That's right, Sh*t!
Sh*t may just be the most functional word in the English language.


Consider this:

You can be Sh*t faced,
Sh*t out of luck,
Or have Sh*t for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your Sh*t together,
find a place for your Sh*t
Or decide to Sh*t or get off the pot.

You can smoke Sh*t,
Buy Sh*t, sell Sh*t,
Lose Sh*t, find Sh*t,
Forget Sh*t,
And tell others to eat Sh*t and die.

Some people know their Sh*t,
while others can't tell the difference between Sh*t and shine.

There are lucky Sh*ts
Dumb Sh*ts,
Crazy Sh*ts,
and sweet Sh*ts.

There is bull Sh*t,
Horse Sh*t,
and Chicken Sh*t

you can throw Sh*t,
sling Sh*t,
catch Sh*t,
shoot Sh*t,
or duck when Sh*t hits the fan.

You can give a Sh*t,
or serve Sh*t,

You can be happier than a pig in Sh*t,
or You can find yourself in deep Sh*t.

Some days are cold as Sh*t,
some days are hot as Sh*t,
and some days are just plan Sh*tty.

Some music sounds like Sh*t,
things can look like Sh*t,
and there are times when you feel like Sh*t.

You can have too much Sh*t,
not enough Sh*t,
the right Sh*t,
the wrong Sh*t,
or a lot of weird Sh*t.

You can carry Sh*t,
have a mountain of Sh*t,
or find yourself up Sh*t's creek
without a paddle.

Sometimes every thing you touch
turns to Sh*t.
And others times you fall in a
bucket of Sh*t and come out
smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your Sh*t,
you don't need to know anything else!

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