A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the
local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled
"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
She got the clean laundry back, and was still
dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note:
SOAP ON PANTIES!"
The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was
delivered, it contained a note from him:
"I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!!USE MORE PAPER ON