The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees
about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number
and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello," whispered the child.
Is your daddy home?"
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered,
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is
anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop
would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy
and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as
he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on
there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The
search team just landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a
little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young
voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "ME."