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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," she replies, "It's not polite."

"Okay," the little girls says. "Then tell me why you and daddy got divorced?"

"That is quite enough of the questions, young lady," says her mom.

They arrive and the exasperated mother drivers off as the two friends begin to play.

"My mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," says her friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's licence. It has everthing on it."

Later that night the little girls says to her mother, "I know how old you are. You are 32."

The mother is suprised and asks, "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"

"That's not all," the little girl says triumphantly, "I also know why you and daddy got a divorce."

"Oh, really?" the mother asks. "Why?"

"Because you got an F for sex" said the little girl.


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