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With the things kids say and their innocents where can a joke go wrong.

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20 funny kid jokes

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash! Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is...
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Terry The Chocolate Orange

Posted on Fackbook The ginger woman at my work recently announced that she is pregnant by her black boyfriend. She was discussing...
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English Teacher

A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks, "Did...
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Pregnant Women

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?You can unscrew a lightbulb.
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Little Jonny in the Garden

Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced...
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Nice Bike...

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says...
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Quiet in Church

A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in...
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OSU Jokes

What do you get when you drive slowly through Columbus, Ohio? A degree from OSU. Did you hear about the student who flunked out of...
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Juniors Room

One day mom was cleaning juniors room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She...
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High Diver

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool."You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard...
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Barbie Christmas

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to...
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Reasons

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."SON : "But why,...
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Smart Boy NamedTimmy

There was a little boy named Timmy who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn't know what Timmy's problem was,...
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Native American Names

A little Native American boy asked his father, the big chief of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the...
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Needs A Push...

A man and his wife are awakened early in the morning by a loud pounding on their door. The man gets up and answers the door to find a...
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Good Manners

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners questionsthe students,one by one."Michael, if you were on a date, having supper...
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About A Whale

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human...
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This was voted dirtiest joke of the year

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.The little...
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Two Elderly Gentlemen

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench undera tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm...
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Teaching Daughter

A man was driving with his daughter when he got pulled over by the police for speeding."Oh, piss." The man said."Daddy, what does...
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