Children
With the things kids say and their innocents where can a joke go wrong.
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is...
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The ginger woman at my work recently announced that she is pregnant by her black boyfriend. She was discussing...
A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His
mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks, "Did...
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a
lightbulb?You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his
neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic
light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says...
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were
on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in...
What do you get when you drive slowly through Columbus, Ohio?
A degree from OSU. Did you hear about the student who flunked out of...
One day mom was cleaning juniors room and in the closet she
found a bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She...
Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public
swimming pool."You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard...
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she
climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to...
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him
up.MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."SON : "But why,...
There was a little boy named Timmy who used to hang out at the
local corner market. The owner didn't know what Timmy's problem was,...
A little Native American boy asked his father, the big chief of
the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the...
A man and his wife are awakened early in the morning by a loud
pounding on their door. The man gets up and answers the door to find a...
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners
questionsthe students,one by one."Michael, if you were on a date, having supper...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human...
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park
one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.The little...
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a
bench undera tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm...
A man was driving with his daughter when he got pulled over by
the police for speeding."Oh, piss." The man said."Daddy, what does...
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