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Monkey Beer

Man walks into a bar and orders a beer, the barman serves it up with a smile.

Before he can even take one sup from the pint but a monkey swings across the bar rafters, lays out its lady toy into its hand and proceeds to urinate into said patrons beer.

Before the man knows whats happened the monkey swings off, the man looks up at the barman,"What the hell was that? Did you just see that?"

The barman replies, "Yeah, sorry about that boss, I think he belongs to the Pianist".

The man walks over to the piano and asks the player "Oi, do you know your monkey pissed in my beer?"

The Pianist replied, "I don't know, you hum it and I'll play along".

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