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What if your dog's name was Mypenis

Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis:

Mypenis ate my homework.
Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!
Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.
I'm sorry officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.
Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.
Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
I love giving Mypenis a bath.
Mypenis likes it when people pet him.
Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.
Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.
Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?
Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.
I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.
I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.
Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.
I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead.
Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door.
If Mypenis was a weinerdog, he would be long and hairy and hard to carry.
Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.
Help! I can't find Mypenis!
Sorry to be driving so slow officer, but I was looking for Mypenis.
Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.
Sorry to be driving so fast officer. I have to take Mypenis to the hospital.
Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!
Watch it or you'll step on Mypenis.
When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone.
Stop kicking Mypenis.
When riding in the car, Mypenis enjoys sticking his head out to be blown.
Mypenis is truly man's best friend.
Beware of Mypenis. He's carrying a disease.
People say Mypenis looks cute lying down, but even better when standing at attention.
Mypenis: the crotch-sniffer.
There's nothing like a well-trained bitch for Mypenis.
I've trained Mypenis to jump through hoops.
Mypenis always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.
Excuse me, I need a muzzle for Mypenis.
Sorry I'm late, but Mypenis kept me up howling all night...
I'm sorry I'm distraught, but I accidentally ran over Mypenis with the lawn mower.

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