A man wants to buy a pet for his girlfriend for Christmas, so he
goes to a pet shop...
"Hello, I was thinking of buying a pet for my girlfriend."
came to the right place. How about a parrot?"
"I don`t know, I was thinking of a more
"It is not just a parrot. It is a singing parrot. He sings three different
Christmas songs. Let me show you."
The pet shop worker raises the parrot`s right foot and
lights a match under it. The parrot sings, "We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish.." The match is
He then lights a match under the left foot. "Dashing through the snow in a one
horse opeen sleigh..." The match is then removed.
The man enthusiastically says, "That`s
really neat. Let me hear the third song."
The pet shop worker then puts a lit match between
the parrot`s legs. "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.."