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Christmas Parrot

A man wants to buy a pet for his girlfriend for Christmas, so he goes to a pet shop...

"Hello, I was thinking of buying a pet for my girlfriend."

"You came to the right place. How about a parrot?"

"I don`t know, I was thinking of a more romantic animal."

"It is not just a parrot. It is a singing parrot. He sings three different Christmas songs. Let me show you."

The pet shop worker raises the parrot`s right foot and lights a match under it. The parrot sings, "We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish.." The match is then removed.

He then lights a match under the left foot. "Dashing through the snow in a one horse opeen sleigh..." The match is then removed.

The man enthusiastically says, "That`s really neat. Let me hear the third song."

The pet shop worker then puts a lit match between the parrot`s legs. "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.."
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