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Animals are a part of nature and in these jokes you'll see mother nature has a great sense of humour.

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A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs." I said "Okay, but don't go in...
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Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce

Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all the...
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A Man Wants To Buy Some Farm Animals

A man wants to buy some farm animals so he goes over to a store and asks the clerk for a rooster. The clerk gives him the rooster and...
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Dumb Hunter

Two hunters are out in the wild hunting, when out of nowhere, one of the hunters falls to the ground. The other hunter checks if he's...
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Happy Hunting

Johnny went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home...
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The Gorilla

A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage at the zoo one day, when a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed...
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A Bear and a Man.

In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear.In his fear, all attempts to shoot the...
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Paddy and his wife

Paddy and his wife are lying in bed one night and the neighbours dog is barking. Paddy says fuck this and storms off downstairs. 5...
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Local Restaurant

A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila...
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Three Tortoises

Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble...
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Christmas Parrot

A man wants to buy a pet for his girlfriend for Christmas, so he goes to a pet shop..."Hello, I was thinking of buying a pet for my...
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Cow From Illinois

The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just...
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Three Men Stranded On An Island.

Three men are stranded on an island so they decide to go exploring. They come across a tribe of cannibals so they chief cannibal says...
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No kicking the Animals

A little farm boy was walking to the school bus one morning when he began kicking farm animals. First he kicked a pig. Then he kicked...
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Horny Parrot

A guy has a horny parrot. It's terrible. Every time he reaches into the cage, the bird humps his arm. He invites his mother to tea,...
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Panda

A Panda Bear walks into a cafá and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the...
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Boasting Animals

A lion, a gorilla and a chicken are talking in a pub. Then they begin boasting. The lion says, "I'm the King of the Jungle because...
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The cat's chalkboard assignments

Panda In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a chalkboard. A. Fill in the...
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Two fools are about to go flying

Panda Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots...
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He is a very smart dog

Panda I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of...
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