Jokes

Jokes

Jokes

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Added: 14 years 8 months ago
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Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A:  Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you!  Knowing...
Added: 12 years 6 months ago
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BRAIN TUMOR> Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.> Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (Jumps in joy)> Doctor : Did...
Added: 9 years 6 months ago
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Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash! Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is...
Added: 16 years 5 months ago
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The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the heck, I'll...
Added: 13 years 7 months ago
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A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks...
Added: 12 years 7 months ago
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P { margin: 0px; } Three old men are in a retirement home moaning. " I wish i was able to pee without feeling pain." says one. " I'm...
Added: 13 years 7 months ago
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A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a...
Added: 12 years 2 months ago
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Some good advice on how to live our lives: Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow...
Added: 14 years 8 months ago
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One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor...
Added: 14 years 2 months ago
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A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again....
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