Jokes

Jokes

Jokes

Welcome to jokes on Owen's World, we have 100s of funny jokes here and adding new jokes daily. We've got pub jokes, insults, political jokes and many many more all for free!

Added: 11 years 11 months ago

Nice Bike...

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On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says...
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Added: 9 years 7 months ago

Shave his famous beard

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A razor company once invited George Bernard Shaw to shave his famous beard. He responded with a postcard: Gentlemen: I shall never...
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Added: 16 years 8 months ago

Worst Nightmare situations

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NIGHTMARE #1 After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his...
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Added: 12 years 5 months ago

First day as undertaker

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First day at work as an undertaker and a recently deceased woman asks for her husband to be buried in a blue suit instead of the...
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Added: 14 years 1 week ago

Animal Jokes

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and kangaroo together? Giant holes all over Africa! How does a skunk call home? On his...
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Added: 14 years 5 months ago

Terrible Smell

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One day President Bush was visiting Queen Elizabeth and she decided to take him for a tour of London in the Royal Carriage. The...
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Added: 12 years 2 months ago

High Diver

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Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool."You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard...
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Added: 16 years 11 months ago

Advice on Life, from Kids

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1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. (Patrick, age 10) 2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don'tanswer him...
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Added: 11 years 11 months ago

Funny Cybersex Conversation 3

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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?BritneySpears14: Aight.bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby...
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Added: 14 years 5 months ago

If Men Wrote Problem Pages

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Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A:  Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you!  Knowing...
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