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1.5

Party trick

Cool Jesus, you should show that to the Romans.
3.5

Golf clubs

Dad why is your golf club by the door?
0

Piano cat

Me watching a scary movie late in the night. Then my cat jumps into the piano and scares the crap out of me.
0

Chem exam fail

*Me in chemistry class, I see a wild Derpa upset.
0

Music rage

Put on some Megadeath full blast but no sound?
5

Chicken Dumplings

A little story of why I will never eat the chicken dumplings at Cracker barrel ever again.
1

Movie rage

At the movie rafle I won a poster! Yea, this is going to be great! :(
2

Flip your..

Ok class, if you could please flip your...
0

Perfumes

Going perfumes shopping with the girl friend.. you better have some pre ready phrase to say from time to time.
0

Take the wheel

Every guys knows exactly what this is like. Neeing to sneeze while peeing never turns out well.
1

Why brain?

"Brain, y u no do numbers good?" "Y u put so much beer in body?"
4

Poop in peace

Why can't I just poop in peace.
0

YouTube's hidden prank

Set you YouTube account to use the HTML5 player, then right click and select "Save video as.." Well played YouTube, well played.
0

Music rage

Talking with girl friend who is a teacher.
0

Portal on a Mac

Now that Mac's can have Steam what's it going to be like?
0

Tip the pizza guy

Does you Pizza delivery guy ever do this to you?
5

Swinging a cactus

Have you ever been so pissed off that you start swinging a cactus?
5

Wild friend

A wild girl friend appears! Choose wisely..
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