> phone

phone

1.5

Dial 999 for help using the keypad that only goes up to three?.. Fail

5
Q. If I call a girl 37 times while she's sleeping will it say 37 missed calls on her phone or just 1 missed call?
1.5
It's not every day that a wrong number txt turns into an epic adventure.
0
Quick Siri call me an ambluance! Ok I'll call you "An ambluance" from now on.
3.25
The girl says "Show me your and I'll show you mine" But he's not quite up to her standards and needs to do some research.
0
Mom what if I just come back home at 3am lol. Then I'm going to lick your ass out tonight. Wat... I'm being serious.
© Owens World 2020 | Privacy Policy | Contact