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1.5

Phone for help

Dial 999 for help using the keypad that only goes up to three?.. Fail

5

Missed calls

Q. If I call a girl 37 times while she's sleeping will it say 37 missed calls on her phone or just 1 missed call?
1.5

Wrong number

It's not every day that a wrong number txt turns into an epic adventure.
0

Siri mistake

Quick Siri call me an ambluance! Ok I'll call you "An ambluance" from now on.
3.25

Sent me a pic of your penise

The girl says "Show me your and I'll show you mine" But he's not quite up to her standards and needs to do some research.
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What the hell mom?!

Mom what if I just come back home at 3am lol. Then I'm going to lick your ass out tonight. Wat... I'm being serious.
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