Philosoraptor

Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef?

If "Guns don't kill people, people kill people" is true. Then does "Toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast" not hold merit?

If two's company and three's a crowd, why the more the merrier?

If Ron Weasley can do magic, why is he still a ginger?

If at first you don't succeed, what's the point of trying again?

If your in a vehicle going the speed of light what happens when you turn on the head lights?

If you stab a man during an argument will he finally get the point?

If tomatoes are a fruit, isn't ketchup technically a smoothie.

If the absence of a belief system is a belief, are there any non-believers?