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I think I might be stuck

"I think I might be stuck" -Dog
It's called a 'cat flap' silly dog.

2

Irony

The dictionary says Irony is "the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning" but I think these pi

1.5

Dude look, I'm flowers

Dude look, I'm flowers
5

Easily entertained

I just watched a dog chase its tail for 5 minutes and I thought: "Wow!
1.5

Walk time

Come on boy, walky time.
0

Business man snoopy

The weight of the world got to Snoopy and not he's dreaming of a happier time.
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Happy dog

There is nothing happier have a dog in the back of a pickup truck.
0

Perfumes

Going perfumes shopping with the girl friend.. you better have some pre ready phrase to say from time to time.
5

Dog poop

Don't you hate it when you step in dog poo. Well it could be worse.
3

Busted

It's not what it looks like.
0

I'm fabulous

This bitch is looking fabulous.
0

Animal abuse

This poor dog is yet another victim of animal abuse.
5

Hyper awake - Hyper asleep

Hyper awake - Hyper asleep
5

Yes?...

It's yes?.. dog.
4

Come in Dog Fort!

Red Lobster standing by ...come in Dog Fort. Over. This is Dog Fort.
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The drinking dog

Another beer for the drinking dog
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