Isn't it great to stand back, laugh and say That's not me.
Why are aspirins white? Dunno? Cause they work.
"Welcome to Bob's deli, what can I get you?" I'll take a fre wife please" "That's free WIFI" Oh...
A girl blows off a guy by saying she doesn't have a cell phone, ok... Wait what? How did you send me that message?..
Changing wife's tire, put on spare. Take it to tire place.
Speak you heart on the Internet and get ready for the backlash.
I think I'm getting the hang of this dreaming thing. Have you made your totem yet? Yeah, it's a hamburger phone. ??
Why to go CBS, post you video , then file a copyright claim against yourself. Idiots
Once every year, I like to really mess with my students.
Rihanna if you like it the way it hurts y u no date Chris Brown anymore?
American TV at it's finest, you can't deny you don't live it.
Rick Astley's never gonna:
a. give you up
b. let you down
c. run around and desert you
d. make you cry
e. say goodbye
They set our castle on fire! What kind of shit is that? I thought it was made out of rocks.
Sometimes, usually late at night, I wonder if I'm insane. Maybe everything that I think is wrong, is right.
A wild girl friend appears!