Isn't it great to stand back, laugh and say That's not me.
*Me in chemistry class, I see a wild Derpa upset.
They finished your mums didlo and it's on it's way.
Pornography harms ... my wrist :(
Funny valentines day statistics.
Hit me with the super hot chilli sause, I can take it!
Women don't want to hear what you think of them. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.
Oh at last I was waiting for you so long! I will give you my blood, you will make me a vampire, and we will live together forever!
Ok class, if you could please flip your...
I don't think my girl friend is going to like her Christmas present this year.
Don't you hate it when you've got a pimple. Well no problem just pop that little guy and you'll be looking great in no time.
if u cud recomend me a book. wot wud u recomend? The English Dictionary!
Out now Facebook the magazine.
How to get girls according to the Movies.
Quick Siri call me an ambluance! Ok I'll call you "An ambluance" from now on.
This is very true for all men while talking to their girl friends.
How not to become an athiest? Answer: don't educate them, or expose them to critical thinking, logic or science.
Take Dutch oven to a whole new level.
Old man has been posting his letters in the dog poo bin for two years. "Why will no one reply to my letters?"
Hey, can I bring my friend Dave to the meetup? Sure what instrument does he play? The gun!