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Stupid People

Isn't it great to stand back, laugh and say That's not me.

Chem exam fail

*Me in chemistry class, I see a wild Derpa upset.

Your mums didlo is finished

They finished your mums didlo and it's on it's way.

prono-harms

Pornography harms ... my wrist :(

Valentines statistics

Funny valentines day statistics.

Chilli sause

Hit me with the super hot chilli sause, I can take it!

What women want to hear

Women don't want to hear what you think of them. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.

Ficking twilight

Oh at last I was waiting for you so long! I will give you my blood, you will make me a vampire, and we will live together forever!

Flip your..

Ok class, if you could please flip your...

Back to the Kitchen

I don't think my girl friend is going to like her Christmas present this year.

Pimple rage

Don't you hate it when you've got a pimple. Well no problem just pop that little guy and you'll be looking great in no time.

Recommend a book

if u cud recomend me a book. wot wud u recomend? The English Dictionary!

Facebook the magazine

Out now Facebook the magazine.

How to get girls

How to get girls according to the Movies.

Siri mistake

Quick Siri call me an ambluance! Ok I'll call you "An ambluance" from now on.

Talking with GF

This is very true for all men while talking to their girl friends.

How not to become an athiest

How not to become an athiest? Answer: don't educate them, or expose them to critical thinking, logic or science.

Suicide Dutch oven

Take Dutch oven to a whole new level.

sin b / tan b =

sin b / tan b = cosB

Posting letters in dog poo bin

Old man has been posting his letters in the dog poo bin for two years. "Why will no one reply to my letters?"

He plays the gun

Hey, can I bring my friend Dave to the meetup? Sure what instrument does he play? The gun!

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